Thirsty Hamburglar Strikes at Columbia McDonald’s

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Still from video via Howard County Police

A McDonald’s in Howard County was hit by a thirsty klutz of a burglar last week.

A surveillance video released by the Howard County Police Department yesterday appears to show a woman burglarizing a McDonald’s on Benson Drive at around 1 a.m. on Nov. 5.

Her approach is unorthodox. She begins by sticking half of her body through the drive-thru window and calmly filling herself a cup of something blue, presumably Powerade Mountain Berry Blast. It takes a few tries and some spills, but she pulls it off with a bit of patience.

She then goes for it, climbing all the way into the McDonald’s, which would have been closed by that time, according to its posted hours. After placing a lid on her beverage and being incidentally captured face-first on camera – one minute into her heist by now – she gets to work.

Nov. 5 McDonald's Burglary, Columbia

RECOGNIZE THIS SUSPECT? REWARD OFFERED! Police are asking for the public’s help to identify a suspect in a burglary at the McDonald's in the 8300 block of Benson Drive in Columbia. At approximately 1 a.m. on Nov. 5, the suspect entered through the drive-thru window and stole cash and food. Detectives are offering a reward of up to $500 for information in this case. Contact police at 410-313-STOP or HCPDcrimetips@howardcountymd.gov.

Posted by Howard County Police Department on Tuesday, November 14, 2017

The edited video shows her again about 20 minutes later, now with her shirt pulled up to cover the top of her head, and carrying a box of items that police say included an unspecified amount of cash and food. Her cloak may have hindered her, as the footage shows her dropping the box and struggling with the drive-thru window.

Ten minutes later, the video shows someone else, possibly an accomplice, grabbing the box from outside the drive-thru. The video then ends; it remains a mystery how the woman left the McDonald’s.

The person of interest was seen wearing a black long-sleeved shirt and gray sweatpants. Anyone with information on her identity or other knowledge of the heist is asked to contact Howard County detectives by phone at 410-313-STOP or email at HCPDcrimetips@howardcountymd.gov.

Police are offering a $500 reward for information that helps them nab their thief.

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Ethan McLeod

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Ethan is Baltimore Fishbowl's associate editor. He previously covered Baltimore-area news as a web producer for Fox45/WBFF-TV. Before arriving in Baltimore, he worked as an assistant editor for CQ Researcher in Washington D.C., and a reporter for Connection Newspapers in Northern Virginia. Look for his freelance bylines in Baltimore City Paper and DCist.
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