ESPN’s Thomas Neumann released projections for the next 25 Super Bowls, and the Baltimore Ravens don’t appear once.
The last time the Ravens were predicted to win it all, we wound up with a losing season (I’m sure you remember). So, while Baltimore Beatdown‘s Yitzi Weiss takes exception to the oversight, fans probably ought to be breathing a sigh of relief.
Of course, meteorology is a full-on ology, and still, weather predictions more than a few days into the future are suspect. So predicting 25 years’ worth of Super Bowl match-ups is beyond absurd. And Neumann has fun with it. His predictions include the appearances of as-yet-nonexistent teams, such as the San Antonio Chupacabras and the London Monarchs.
So go ahead and read it. The narratives make a fun read, and they are Ravens-jinx-free.