If you happen to find a bag with “a large amount of cash” inside please contact the Maryland State Police at the Glen Burnie Barrack at 410-761-5130. (Here’s hoping!)
Early Thursday morning a convenience-store clerk headed out with a bag of cash to deposit in the bank. Unfortunately, he left the bag sitting on top of his car as he drove off. State Police have said the money in the bag was a five-figure sum. Let’s hope that includes two decimal places!
Now, the police report would only say that the clerk worked for “a convenience store,” but went on to describe the bag as light red with “7-11” written on it. I’m not usually one to speculate, but I can’t help but wonder if that convenience store he works at might in fact be a 7-Eleven.
The Washington Post‘s crack team of Internet commenters are already hard at work coming up with likely scenarios and predicting outcomes. “FrankMonzon” accuses the clerk, who he thinks has the money “stashed till this blows over.” “hritewing” holds out little hope that the money will be recovered because “7-11 is a rip off any way.” “ara414” addresses the clerk directly with his prognosis: “Wow, you are TOAST dude.”
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