Ravens Will Win Super Bowl 50, Says Sports Illustrated

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Well, this is good enough for me. The Baltimore Ravens are Sports Illustrated‘s favorite to win Super Bowl 50 (which I am very sorry to say will NOT be styled “Super Bowl L”), via writer Greg Bedard.

Bedard praises the Ravens as the NFL’s “most well-rounded team,” and he presents a very specific fantasy of exactly how they get to the big show. (Spoiler: it includes a crucial triumph over the Pittsburgh Steelers.)

Well, no need to follow the season anymore. Now that I know exactly how it will go, I can just take a nice long nap in my cryogenic sleep chamber. Wake me up on Feb. 7 when the pizza and wings get here.

In other news, Ravens head coach John Harbaugh has re-learned how to smile during an interview.

Yes, everything is going to be just fine.

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