This Storm-Inspired Craigslist Post Is Pretty Funny

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The craigslister included this photo, in case you forgot what Taco Bell tacos look like.
The craigslister included this photo, in case you forgot what Taco Bell tacos look like.

Well, at least yesterday’s terrible weather gave us this winner of a drunk craigslist post.

Under “creative gigs,” one Baltimore craigslister placed a listing titled “DRIVER WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE NEEDED FOR EMERGENCY TACO BELL RUN (BALTIMORE).” It begins:

“Guys it’s snowing like a b—- outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my s—-y little hybrid d—–mobile can’t possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk a– up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games…”

What really hits me is the drunken sincerity of the whole thing. But the best part is the little Easter egg in the bulleted information on the lower left-hand corner:

  • Location: BALTIMORE
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
  • Compensation: tacos

 

 



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