Don’t go to work this morning, Baltimore. It’s too cold. At 8 a.m. it’s going to feel like -12 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s a very low number for a temperature, and a good excuse to binge-watch something (maybe review House of Cards Season 2) while sipping some kind of hot beverage. By noon it should feel like -4 degrees. That may sound better, but don’t be fooled. That’s still wicked cold. Sure, the actual temperature will be, like, 14 degrees, but tell that to your skin!
The only problem with staying in is that it’s really fun to share wind chill stories the next day. So you may want to actually step outside for a moment and make a mental note of how quickly the cold air freezes your nose hairs so your story of braving Windchillpocalypse 2015 includes a credible detail.
So, yeah, other than that, try to stay inside today.
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