Every quarter, Johns Hopkins Dean Katherine Newman sends out a newsletter to alumni, staff, and other interested parties. This Fallโ€™s theme? โ€œOpening the Door to the Arts,โ€ a screed on how the school โ€” generally known as a research university that relentlessly churns out doctors, chemists, and Nobel-winning astrophysicists โ€” is trying to find a place for โ€œthe creative work of novelists, film makers, dramaturges, musicians, and dancersโ€ as well.

โ€œJohns Hopkins has come late to this conversation,โ€ Newman admits, but that doesnโ€™t mean theyโ€™re not trying. The details include a task force; a public futures seminar with faculty from MICA, Stanford, MIT, and other schools/organizations (happening tomorrow, if youโ€™re interested); and โ€” hopefully โ€” more funding for arts programs. The school has already snapped up one local film celeb, Matt Porterfield, to teach in its Film & Media Studies department.

But thereโ€™s still a long way to go.  Newman waxes poetic about Baltimoreโ€™s larger potential as โ€œan increasingly influential and desirable โ€˜arts destination,โ€™ particularly for younger musicians โ€“ from rock to classical-performance artists, film makers, and visual artists in search of the East Coast alternative to Seattle.โ€ Um, Seattle? Really? If Johns Hopkins needs someone to keep them up-to-date on whatโ€™s been going on in the cultural world since, oh, 1995,  Iโ€™m willing to consult for a modest fee.