Not only should this evening bring streets teeming with banana-costumed trick-or-treaters all across Maryland, but also the “treat” they’re most likely to score is a box of raisins. Credit SumoCoupon for making another Google-based, state-by-state, Halloween-themed breakdown that makes us look pretty boring.
Seriously, thank goodness for New Mexico, where pencils rule! Those poor kids.
Washington state is making us look all right, too, I guess. I mean, come on, oranges are a Christmas thing — and even then they’re a disappointment.
