So the holders of the winning Mega Millions ticket bought at a Baltimore County 7-Eleven have come forward, anonymously, to claim their share of the prize. Good move โ€” you donโ€™t want a lifetime of old acquaintances and strangers coming out of the woodwork to ask for money; you want to know who your real friends are; you donโ€™t want to be overwhelmed by your enormous and sudden wealth. I totally respect that.

But, okay, seriously, what about Mirlande Wilson? What will happen to the woman everyoneโ€™s been talking about, the woman who has become so famous for maybe winning the lottery that just today I read an opinion piece on Mitt Romney which used Wilson as the central metaphor.

The Baltimore Sun reports that the winning ticket belongs to two teachers and a school administrator: a woman in her 20s, a man in his 40s, and a woman in her 50s. They pooled their money and bought 60 tickets, each spending $20 at three Maryland locations. They will keep their jobs and plan to travel and pay bills with the winnings. They will remain anonymous.

No word from Mirlande Wilson.

Fine, Iโ€™m over it. Itโ€™s not Wilson. And I understand you canโ€™t release the identities of the winners. Just give me their phone numbers and first names. Iโ€™m pretty good with cold calls.