
This column, That Nature Show, is about the nature right under your nose: in our backyards, playgrounds and parks! Stop and look around, youโll be amazed at what surrounds you.
Iโve become a birder (in British English the pejorative is a โtwitcher.โ) The kind of person for whom โthe very mention of some exotic avian delight, a purple Peruvian rock thrush for example, sends them into paroxisms. They literally twitch; hence โtwitchers.โ I set out seed every day during the winter and it has been really wintry recently and I watch the birds from the bay window of the house eating and flocking with the kind of rapt attention Husb. has for Battlestar Galactica.
Being a twitcher involves using great new vocabulary which is, in fact, one the the reasons Iโm smitten. Some of the bird names are hilarious. There is an โInvisible Rail.โ โBlue Footed Boobyโ makes my son, 9, laugh so hard he farts, and so does โYellow-Bellied Sap Sucker.โ Birding combines science and comedy.
A few weeks ago I took the kids to Irvine Nature Centerโs training for Project FeederWatch which is a citizen science project in which you and crazed twitcher loved ones can collect data to send to the Cornell Lab of Ornithology. We marched around in the cold with clipboards and learned to identify a purple finch. My son, 9, said, โI doubt any of my friends are doing this.โ
โWell,โ I said, โYou come from a long line of birders. Itโs in your blood. He said, โMy friends definitely wonโt think thatโs cool, Mom.โ I say, in a quote attributed to Chief Seattle, but possibly written by a Hollywood screen writer โ the origins are murky at best according to the National Archives โ โโYou must treat the beasts as your brothersโฆ if all the beasts were gone men would die from a great loneliness of spirit.’โ My son gifts me with the biggest eyeroll ever.
Yet I persist. The central tenet of my parenting is the belief that kids should go outside. Play in the dirt. Make stick piles. They have a concept of a โfieldโ only in the sense of a โsoccerโ and thatโs so sad. I believe in saving kids from nature deficit disorder by saying things like, โGo play.โ โDonโt forget your mittens.โ Maybe I am a hands-off mother. Maybe I want them out of the house so I can finally tackle the mountain of laundry or make dinner without the interruption of them bickering over the iPad.
In any case, boy was I proud, I warbled and cooed with happiness, when the Irvine instructor showed us a taxidermied bird to test our newfound bird-identification skills and my son shot his hand up and called out, โThatโs a Nuthatch!โ
