A still of the skit โ€œTraffic Stop.โ€ Image via YouTube.
A still of the skit “Traffic Stop.” Image via YouTube.

Eleven people were shot in the City of Baltimore yesterday, but outgoing police union president Lt. Gene Ryan has more important things to tackle, like wagging his finger at โ€œSaturday Night Liveโ€ and producer Lorne Michaels for having a sketch with three actresses in Baltimore Police Department uniforms.

Titled โ€œTraffic Stop,โ€ the sketch stars Baltimore-area native Ego Nwodim and Leslie Jones as two officers who pull over a driver, played by Seth Meyers. Nwodimโ€™s character tells the man they asked him to get out of his car โ€œbecause you fine as hell, thatโ€™s why,โ€ which leads to a sing-along of Kanye Westโ€™s โ€œGold Digger,โ€ cunnilingus puns about โ€œgoing downtownโ€ and a TV sitcom title card for the โ€œThirsty Cops.โ€

Watch it below:

Youtube video

Aside from Kate McKinnon, who plays an officer providing backup, attempting a Bawlmer accent when she says โ€œOHver hereโ€ and โ€œinapprOpriateโ€ (Iโ€™d give her a solid B), the BPD uniforms are pretty much immaterial. The sketch would work with any police department in the U.S.

But Ryan writesโ€“apparently with a straight faceโ€“this was a โ€œgrossly inapt portrayalโ€ of the officers he represents. Alluding to the BPD as a โ€œvery beleaguered agency in the throes of massive amounts of criticism and disrespect,โ€ a reference that could apply to oh so many scandals and acts of misconduct, Ryan said younger officers are struggling with the idea of staying on the force.

โ€œIt is a difficult time in Baltimore and to portray our brave, hard-working members with such an inappropriate manner is very unfortunate,โ€ he writes.

Again, itโ€™s safe to say that this very obvious comedic parody was not meant to be an accurate portrayal of Baltimore police officers, and is not even a specific commentary on the department itself, but OK.

Hereโ€™s the full letter, if you want to bother reading it:

We have sent the following letter to Mr. Lorne Michaels, producer of Saturday Night Live, on behalf of our members. pic.twitter.com/sceWejrLJI

โ€” Baltimore City FOP (@FOP3) October 17, 2018

Ryan writes that he understands the โ€œiconic โ€˜Saturday Night Live’โ€ is a resource for the laughter people need in their lives, but that โ€œhumor at the expense of our brave membership is not humor at all.โ€

But the jokeโ€™s on him, because this four-day-old skit is back in the news because he somehow thought it was a topic that needed to be addressed seriously.

Brandon Weigel is the managing editor of Baltimore Fishbowl. A graduate of the University of Maryland, he has been published in The Washington Post, The Sun, Baltimore Magazine, Urbanite, The Baltimore...