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Maryland Live!, the casino with the exclamation point, is hiring. Whether this particular job posting is exciting or horrifying depends on your point of view.

The Hanover-based casino is seeking full-time party starters. (Yes, thatโ€™s the official job title!) The job description is vague, but phrases like โ€œcreate a carefree experience,โ€ โ€œFRIENDLY welcomes,โ€ โ€œturning heads with your abilities and style,โ€ and the fact that job requirements include serving drinks, wearing make-up, and posing for photos, I get the impression that theyโ€™re looking to hire cocktail waitresses. The job also requires โ€œbending, stoopingโ€ and maintaining an excellent personal appearance at all times. But that just doesnโ€™t have the same ring to it as โ€œparty starter,โ€ does it?

As promised, Marylandโ€™s casinos are creating jobs. Are they the kinds of jobs that help people establish a strong economic foundation? Not always. But at least when someone asks you what you do, you get to say, โ€œIโ€™m a party starter.โ€