Bengies Drive-In was awarded $838,000 in a lawsuit contending that light from the Royal Farms across Eastern Boulevard was detrimental to his business. This means โ€” unless the verdict is overturned on appeal โ€” that Bengies owner D. Edward Vogel will get to build the massive, 800-foot wall he says he needs to protect the drive-in from the light.

Though Royal Farms is indignant over the idea of funding such a large wall when their property only faces about 70 feet of the Bengies, Iโ€™m personally happy to think that the drive-in might be protected against future development in the surrounding area. And I know some people find Vogelโ€™s lawsuit a little drastic, and his complaints a little dramatic. But, man, if I were the steward of a drive-in movie theater in 20-freaking-12 Iโ€™d probably feel like I was constantly fighting for my life, too.

To be fair to Royal Farms, itโ€™s at least as much the fault of the Baltimore County zoning board, which granted the convenience store a special exception to build near the outdoor theater, and became ever more lax in its attitude toward the light and signage restrictions.