Last week, the University of New Hampshire announced a ban on energy drinksโ€ฆ and then took it back later that same day, after students pointed out the hypocrisy underlying the decision (a Dunkinโ€™ Donuts is slated to open on campus shortly; a cup of coffee often contains more caffeine than a can of Red Bull).  UNHโ€™s mission โ€œto be the healthiest campus community in the country by 2020โ€ is vague enough to encompass donuts and taurine-infused sugar water after all.

Towson University faced its own soft drink ban controversy earlier in the week, when the school banned local restaurant Krazi Kebob from bringing samples to a school event because they also sell Hi*T, a perfectly legal organic hemp iced tea. The can prominently features a hemp leaf, but the drink itself is โ€œlegal, healthy, and refreshing,โ€ according to the companyโ€™s owner.

Although a PR rep for the company insisted that the brandโ€™s name is merely a reference to the long-standing English tradition of afternoon tea, Hi*Tโ€™s marketing team is clearly capitalizing on peopleโ€™s tendency to associate non-intoxicating hemp with intoxicating marijuana (hence the name, the graphic design, the websiteโ€™s insistent mention of โ€œgood vibesโ€œ). But should administrators really ban a product based only on some goofy graphic design? At least energy drinks are kind of bad for youโ€ฆ