Hope you’re wearing your fuzzy slippers and sipping on a nice, steaming mug of hot cocoa as you read this: Yesterday morning it was 4, yes 4 degrees outside, which made it the coldest March temperature ever recorded in Baltimore. I’ll repeat that, in case your snow-addled brain missed it the first time: Yesterday was the coldest March day in Baltimore, ever.
Those measly four degrees broke the previous cold-weather record, which was set on March 4, 1873; that day, it was a balmy five degrees. And in the 141 years since, it’s never gotten been colder… until yesterday.
There’s only one response: Brrrrr. Now get me an electric blanket and a kitten, and refill this cocoa, stat!
