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7-Eleven is a massive company with more than 7,000 locations nationwide. 7-Even is a convenience store with a single location on N. Eutaw St. in Northwest Baltimore. So why is 7-Eleven spending time and money to sue 7-Even for millions of dollars?

It all comes down to protecting the brand.

In court documents filed Oct. 22, lawyers for 7-Eleven ask a judge to order 7-Even owner Daniel Geda to pay $2 million, and cease using the name of his store and icy sugar beverage. They argue that Gedaโ€™s store infringes on the copyright for 7-Eleven and Slurpees by displaying its logo in a similar fashion to 7-Eleven, and illegally naming its โ€œsemi-frozen soft drinksโ€ after the companyโ€™s. In an especially entertaining bit of legalese, they also argue that 7-Evenโ€™s actions amount to โ€œUnfair Competition.โ€

Even so, why pick on the little guy? Probably because theyโ€™ll win.

In a WBAL-TV report on the lawsuit, lawyer Jim Astrachan said that the perception of trademark infringement is a โ€œvery, very difficult box to get out ofโ€ with a judge. And the stronger the brand, the more the court is likely to see your side, Astrachan told the station.

For his part, Geda told the station that heโ€™s willing to change the name of his store so it wouldnโ€™t be confused with 7-Elevenโ€™s 25 Baltimore locations.

Thank heaven.**

**Note: โ€œOhโ€ was omitted so as not to infringe upon trademarked phrase, โ€œOh, Thank Heavenโ€)

Stephen Babcock is the editor of Technical.ly Baltimore and an editor-at-large of Baltimore Fishbowl.