Maryland recently found herself haunted by faces of our possible presidential futures. Soon she will get a visitation from our presidential past. Bill Clinton will come to Baltimore to kick off the 2012-2013 of Stevenson Universityโ€™s Baltimore Speakers Series at the Meyerhoff Symphony Hall on October 16.

The press release announcing next seasonโ€™s lineup calls Clintonโ€™s presidency โ€œa time of unprecedented prosperity and change.โ€ Man, rub our faces in it, whydontcha! Still, it could be nice to go see him speak, imagine him with darker hair, and pretend itโ€™s the โ€™90s again.

Problem is, the only way to get a ticket to escape for a little bit into Americaโ€™s pre 9/11 golden age and hear some probably undeservedly hopeful talk about globalization and โ€œa common future based on shared goals and valuesโ€ is to buy a series subscription, which ranges from $265 to $395 per person. So even if youโ€™re die-hard Clinton-head, if youโ€™re not big into Jeanette Walls, Lisa Ling, P.W. Singer, Erskine Bowles, Vicente Fox, and Nando Parrado, it might not be worth it.