
During a 33-minute long segment unpacking the state of policing in America, โLast Week Tonightโ host John Oliver went on a brief tangent about his favorite position in local government: the comptroller.
A little context: He arrived at this point after referring to a 2015 Wall Street Journal article on lawsuit settlements for police conduct cases. The 10 cities with the largest police departments paid out $1.02 billion over a five-year period, the Journal reported then. (Baltimore knows a little something about this.)
โListen, Iโm no comptroller,โ Oliver started to say. And then he went off: โBelieve me, I wish I were. A hard-to-explain, lethally boring elected accountant whose title inexplicably took a real wordโโhere, the word โcontrollerโ appeared on the screenโโand then stuck an โmpโ in the middle of it? Come on! Thatโs my dream โjompb.’โ
Oliver then arrived at his point, which is that even he, a non-comptroller, could tell cities they should re-examine โwhat conduct looks likeโ if they have to shell out more than $1 billion to cover for the abuses of sworn officers.
Watch the video below, at roughly the 21-minute mark:

Fourth District Councilman Bill Henry, who recently won the Democratic nomination to be Baltimoreโs comptroller over six-term incumbent Joan Pratt, apparently watched the June 8 report.
And earlier today, he posted on the Facebook page for โLast Week Tonightโ to invite Oliver to participate in โComptroller for a Dayโ some time next year after Henry likely takes office (there is no Republican challenger).
โOf course, Iโd hope thereโd be some reciprocity involved, since being both informative and entertaining on national television each week is kind of *my* dream jobโฆโ Henry said.
Itโs worth noting that Henry campaigned on the idea that comptroller actually is an important position. He pledged to strengthen and modernize the office, and said he would do more to fulfill its roles of conducting audits and serving as a fiscal watchdog.
As for the stray โmp,โ Oliver is right that there is such a thing as a controller and that person manages a companyโs finances. The word comptroller is likely the result of a spelling error of controller, according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
โAround the 15th century, Middle English speakers altered the spelling of โconterrollerโ (meaning โcontroller,โ from the Middle French contrerolleur) under the influence of the Middle French word compte (โaccountโ),โ the Merriam-Webster entry states.
