Okay, so Towson University lost Saturday’s college Football Championship Subdivision title game to North Dakota State. That means Gov. Martin O’Malley owes North Dakota Gov. Jack Dalrymple a case of crab cakes from Faidley Seafood. Fair.
But if Towson had won, all O’Malley would have gotten out of Dalrymple was a case of low-carb pasta from Dreamfields. O’Malley spokeswoman Nina Smith said O’Malley is “definitely disappointed … about the pasta and the loss.”
Yeah right. If you ask me, he lost this bet before the game was even played. Crab cakes for pasta would be bad enough, but low-carb? That’s like putting up an iPod Touch 5 against a refurbished Zune.
Is that what he really thinks of Maryland’s crab cakes? Come on, someone go and make this a scandal.
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