The good news is that Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones, who’s been injured since the first week of the NFL season, has been feeling better. So much better, in fact, that he spent a night partying in DC, celebrating a teammate’s birthday. At some point, the birthday crew piled on to a party bus… and that’s when things started getting crazy.
According to TMZ (so, take all this with a grain — or maybe a shot — of salt), there was at least one stripper on the party bus. (No party bus is complete without ’em!) Some sort of fight ensued, and a stripper named Sweet Pea smacked Jones in the head with a bottle of Ace of Spades. And then a larger brawl ensued.
I don’t mean to play down the seriousness of the situation, which apparently resulted in Jones “bleeding everywhere.” (He did, however, attend practice as normal yesterday.) But when you get on a party bus, I think you have to be prepared for a stripper to smash you in the head with a giant bottle of champagne. Otherwise, it wouldn’t really be a party, would it?
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