Someone Buy Me This Md. State House Birthday Calendar

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Maryland Reporter calendar

An invitation to “celebrate all 188 members of the Maryland General Assembly” beams from the top of the Maryland Reporter website. I could not be more intrigued.

Upon clicking the banner, I see that Maryland Reporter is hawking a partly-tax-deductible “2015 Maryland State House Birthday Calendar.” In case you were wondering, yes, “[i]t includes the birthdays of all 188 members of the incoming Maryland General Assembly — including all 58 newly elected members of the House of Delegates and 11 newly elected senators. There are also the birthdays of all statewide elected officials and Maryland members of Congress.”

A product like this transports one to a world of unimaginable tranquility in which everyone is psyched on absolutely all politicians. For that reason, please, someone get this for me.

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