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Gun-Shaped-Pastry Control at Park Elementary?

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I told you. They’ve just been biding their time, waiting for any excuse to seize our pop-tarts.

I missed this the first time around. A second-grader at Park Elementary was suspended earlier this month for — allegedly — biting at his breakfast pastry until it looked like a gun and making “inappropriate gestures that disrupted the class.”

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