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If youโ€™ve got a long piece of dock space and want to make some new friends, then Bluewater Yacht Sales has the perfect listing. The Tiki Barge at HarborView Marina can be yours, for $1 million.

First spotted by City Paper, the listing advertises a โ€œvery unique opportunity to purchase a converted barge that has two bars, large pool, bathhouse and food prep areasโ€ฆThe possibilities are endless!โ€ Well, the Tiki Barge is actually 120 ft. by 40 ft., but you get the point.

And best of all, the owner wonโ€™t be faced with the guilt of having taken the Tiki Barge away from Inner Harborโ€™s many merry mariners. Owner Dan Noar tells Baltimore Business Journal that a Tiki Barge will still open for business in April, whether itโ€™s an updated vessel, or the one thatโ€™s currently up for sale.

Thatโ€™s right, folks. If a local buyer ponies up, the harbor could one day be home toโ€ฆtwo Tiki Barges!

Stephen Babcock is the editor of Technical.ly Baltimore and an editor-at-large of Baltimore Fishbowl.