Rebecca Martinson, via The Frisky
Rebecca Martinson, via The Frisky

As difficult as it is to write a novel, many aspiring authors find it infinitely more difficult to find a publisher. I wonder if theyโ€™ve ever considered writing an abusive email to their sorority sisters and hoping it goes viral. Itโ€™s worked for Rebecca Martinson.

Sheโ€™s the University of Maryland student who became momentarily famous back in April for a mass email she sent to her Delta Gamma sisters berating them for their behavior during Greek Week (evidently, they were โ€œLITERALLY being so fโ€”ing AWKWARD and so fโ€”ing BORINGโ€). It even earned a hilarious dramatic reading by Michael Shannon.

Martinson is now writing a novel that a low-brow-loving editor at Simon & Schuster is interested in, according to New Republic.

No word yet on the subject, but letโ€™s assume it will concern being young and shallow.