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Gordon Ramsay is looking for some Maryland hotels to lambaste on TV. Britianโ€™s cranky consultant is searching for hotels for a third season of Hotel Hell on Fox, and some could be in Maryland โ€” if theyโ€™re terrible enough.

According to a flier posted by the Maryland Department of Business and Economic Development, Ramsay is seeking out businesses in need of his โ€œtough love.โ€ He may even swear at you if youโ€™re lucky.

โ€œWhether your hotel is struggling due to poor management or unprofessional employees, or if business just never fully recovered from the Recession, now is the time to ask for help,โ€ a statement said. We assume the usual menu of roach infestation and lax maintenance would also apply.

But donโ€™t worry, says Maryland Office of Tourismโ€™s Liz Fitsimmons. For all the pain and public humiliation, Ramsayโ€™s โ€œeagle eyeโ€ can increase โ€œa propertyโ€™s value and customer experience.โ€

If you have a friend whoโ€™s known to be camera shy, you can even recommend someone elseโ€™s business.

Find contact information to apply at this website.

Stephen Babcock is the editor of Technical.ly Baltimore and an editor-at-large of Baltimore Fishbowl.