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Oh. My. God. Thirteen state prison guards at a Baltimore jail have been indicted for helping imprisoned members of the Black Guerrilla Family gang execute a โ€œdrug-trafficking and money-laundering scheme from behind bars that involved cash payments, sex and access to fancy cars.โ€

Four of these guards (all of whom are women, by the way) became pregnant by a single inmate. Four of them. Two of those guards got his name tattooed on their bodies.

Gary D. Maynard, head of a prison oversight agency, and a 2007 Oโ€™Malley appointment, said, โ€œItโ€™s totally on me.โ€

Hey man. Itโ€™s whatever. Iโ€™m just trying to run for president here.

People, seriously. It only gets more Gotham City from there. For more, read the Washington Post article.