
If seeing the Orioles advance to the AL Championship Series for the first time since 1997 doesnโt fill you with pride for your hometown, perhaps this is more your speed: a feature in USA Today Travel that showers praise on Baltimoreโs restaurant scene. It begins like this:
โFrom hidden gems tucked away on side streets and up-and-comers at the waterโs edge to white tablecloth perfection in an elegant dining room, Baltimore is on the A-list for aficionados of fine eats, fussy foodies and everyone else who knows a great meal from a good meal.โ
Go on, go on. Donโt let me stop you.
The article highlights five eateries that are meant to demonstrate the breadth of the cityโs culinary offerings: Miss Shirleyโs for โhefty portions of comfort food;โ Berthaโs for its cellar-temperature house beer and โ yes โ mussels; Waterfront Kitchen for its โawesome viewsโ and locally-sourced menu; Charleston, โwhere dinner is a multi-course all-night affair of low country;โ and Chazz: A Bronx Original, for gourmet pizza.
If you ask me, itโs a little downtown- and harbor-heavy. (But I guess Iโve got a North Baltimore bias.) Whatever, I wonโt refuse a compliment!

Even more shallow and superficial than one would think possible from the McNews paper USA Today. Hard to believe people will see us this way.