Machado’s Brawl Earned Him Free Crab Cakes for Life

Share the News

Jimmy's Famous Seafood crabcakes
Jimmy’s Famous Seafood crabcakes

As we wait to see what kind of penalty Major League Baseball is going to level against Orioles third baseman Manny Machado for his brawl with Royals pitcher Yordano Ventura, one Baltimore establishment has offered him an eternal reward.

Jimmy’s Famous Seafood announced on Twitter last night that Machado would be entitled to “free crab cakes, steamed crabs, and meal prep” for the rest of his life for proving that he’s “definitely not SAWFT!!!”

The idea was suggested by another Twitter user, and it took Jimmy’s all of four minutes to agree to it.

Share the News