As we wait to see what kind of penalty Major League Baseball is going to level against Orioles third baseman Manny Machado for his brawl with Royals pitcher Yordano Ventura, one Baltimore establishment has offered him an eternal reward.
Jimmy’s Famous Seafood announced on Twitter last night that Machado would be entitled to “free crab cakes, steamed crabs, and meal prep” for the rest of his life for proving that he’s “definitely not SAWFT!!!”
Free crab cakes, steamed crabs, and meal prep FOR LIFE for Manny Machado. Real man – definitely not SAWFT!!! pic.twitter.com/00Qq3JCV93
— Jimmy’s Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) June 8, 2016
The idea was suggested by another Twitter user, and it took Jimmy’s all of four minutes to agree to it.
