Photo via Pop Crunch
Photo via Pop Crunch
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Mystery number one: Why is home buying website Estately analyzing our Google searches? And mystery number two: Why is Maryland seemingly obsessed with David Hasselhoff?

Perhaps youโ€™ve seen the map below, which Estately created after analyzing Google Trends results to determine which search strings were most popular in particular states. Many were obvious: Alabama (โ€œJessica Simpson,โ€ โ€œImpeach Obama,โ€ โ€œJesusโ€); Pennsylvania (โ€œBack Shavingโ€; โ€œEagles (band)โ€; โ€œOxycodoneโ€); New Mexico (โ€œFrito Pie,โ€ โ€œJuggalos,โ€ โ€œPeyote,โ€ โ€œUFOโ€).

But Marylandโ€™s search tendencies are a mystery to me. Hereโ€™s what Estately singled out as our most uniquely common search terms:
Crabs (duh)
House of Cards (duh again)
Kickball (becauseโ€ฆ weโ€™re fun!)
National Football League (because we won the Super Bowlโ€ฆ recently!)
Skate or Die (because weโ€™re tough like that?)
What is Twitter? (umโ€ฆ)
David Hasselhoff (okay, no clue)

One explanation for the Hoffโ€™s presence in our search string is that he was born in Baltimore. But so were Billie Holiday, Edward Norton, and Emily Post. Truly, I have no clue. Readers?