Police Target “Drunk Bros” at U of Maryland

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Photo via BroBible
Photo via BroBible

According to a reliable source, police in College Park are “cracking down on University of Maryland students acting like assholes.” Okay, so the “reliable source” is something called BroBible.com. But who better to report on the news from bro land? (You may also remember the site as the home of the foul-mouthed UM sorority girl’s dating advice column. Sigh.)

BroBible has video of a UM student doing that incredibly frustrating thing that college students do: jaywalking against traffic with the nonchalance of someone who’s never been told “don’t do that!” Fortunately, a cop was on hand to “run him down, twist his arm, and drag him back across the street like a 5-year-old child.”

If it’s true that College Park cops are targeting UM bros flaunting asshole behavior, I have to say: Bravo. Sure, there may be more pressing crimes, but someone has to reprimand these kids for their poor pedestrian habits.



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