1) We understand the epic — dare we say operatic — musical implications of our Super Bowl appearance:

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2) We are willing to get married… at the Super Bowl… in a purple wedding dress (skip to 1:20):

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3) Despite miserable weather, thousands of us gathered at the Inner Harbor for the Ravens sendoff party. At their sendoff, the 49ers drew, um, “dozens.”

4) Our children are extremely coordinated and good at dancing:

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5) We have our Super Bowl meal all planned out:

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6) We are willing — nay, proud — to do really ridiculous things to our hair:

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7) It appears that God is on our side:

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