Stay Smart, Stay Coherent During Naked Week

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Well, you may not have noticed, but we’re right smack in the middle of the 38th annual Nude Recreation Week. Now maybe you’ve been participating in your own way, and maybe you haven’t. Just remember that indecent exposure laws still apply.

Though he likely wasn’t observing Naked Week, James Frederick Brown, 36, was found running clothes-free through Glen Burnie around 2 a.m. Tuesday morning, “acting in an incoherent manner.” After allegedly ingnoring verbal commands from the police, Brown was tased. In the end multiple officers were required to arrest him.

So in addition to indecent exposure, the man faces charges of disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and drug possession (Oh, I forgot, they later found drugs in his “possession” — I guess he was wearing a fanny pack or something).

So remember, during your various nude recreations this week, stay sober, stay coherent, stay out of the public view!

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