-as adapted by Dustin Fisher
Once upon a long off season, Ravens fans were given reason
To sit in the bleachers freezin, spilling nachos on the floor –
For the Ravens paid Ray Rice, and though the halfback named his price,
They still would not even think twice when Flacco asked the team for more.
But still the city cheered for they would have Lil Ray for five years more.
“Praise the Lord” quoth Baltimore.