Only two days left til the most anticipated event of Baltimoreโ€™s summer:  yes, of course, weโ€™re referring to the opening of actor Chazz Palminteriโ€˜s Italian restaurant Chazz:  A Bronx Original. Itโ€™s a dining establishment so momentous that it needs a subtitle. Need we say more?

Well, yeah, thereโ€™s plenty more to say. The restaurantโ€™s decor sounds like itโ€™s aiming for a mix between upscale-casual and totally ridiculous:  there are multiple dining rooms โ€œeach with its own Bronx personality,โ€ โ€œan unprecedented bar programโ€ (whatever that means), and โ€” maybe you should sit down for this one โ€” a pizza altar.

But the pizza might turn out to be worthy of your worship:  it features house-made mozzerella, and gets baked in a coal-fired oven. One pizza expert pronounced coal-fired ovens 2008โ€™s biggest fad in his annual โ€œYear in Pizzaโ€ presentation, so Chazz is moderately on-trend in that way.

And of course with a name like Chazz:  A Bronx Original, the appeal isnโ€™t only the food. As Chazz himself told the Baltimore Sun earlier this spring, โ€œDiners will be sitting in Chazzโ€™s dining room. Boom! One of my movies will come on. Theyโ€™ll be dining at Chazz, and then theyโ€™ll see me on the screen. And then theyโ€™ll look around, and Chazz Palminteri will be right there.โ€ No, heโ€™s serious:  โ€œDonโ€™t be surprised to see me working the pizza oven; I plan on being there and being active.โ€

Palminteri had apparently spent years searching for the perfect place to launch the Italian restaurant of his dreams. Then he stopped by Aldoโ€™s in Little Italy while he was in town performing his one-man show based on โ€œA Bronx Taleโ€ โ€” and ended up eating there ten nights in a row. The man does his research:  after settling on a Harbor East location, Palminteri went on an โ€œexhaustive pizza discovery tour of the New York areaโ€ with a couple of Baldwin brothers.

Sounds like itโ€™ll fit right in with the expensive kitsch-that-doesnโ€™t-know-itโ€™s-kitsch of the rest of Little Italy. Let us know if you stop by!

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