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FOMO is a very real thing, but so, too, is wanting to stay the heck inside by yourself or rolling up to a bar to just kind of be.

These feelings are all captured in Micah E. Woodโ€™s โ€œClub Song,โ€ probably the only song that warns the listener to head home if they hear it played at the club.

And then thereโ€™s the refrain in Woodโ€™s song, that sounds a bit like Stephin Merritt attempting a dance-pop crossover: โ€œFโ€” the club.โ€

Watch the videoโ€“set in the club, naturally, in the midst of a dance party that ends with Wood on the ground, belting out โ€œI donโ€™t wanna go to the party!โ€โ€“below.

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As we pointed out in our Weekend Events Calendar, Wood is on the bill at the Motor House this Friday as part of Bmore Exposed. And while Iโ€™m sure he would appreciate you being there, itโ€™s probably cool if you just lay low that night, too.

Brandon Weigel is the managing editor of Baltimore Fishbowl. A graduate of the University of Maryland, he has been published in The Washington Post, The Sun, Baltimore Magazine, Urbanite, The Baltimore...