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Bumbling

My most recent attempt at online dating, which follows earlier unsuccessful sorties, has crashed and burned somewhat spectacularly, with my being banned from Bumble. I’ve never been banned from anything before, so I’m feeling kind of modern. 

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Trigger

At a recent high-spirited local production of Head Over Heels, which is what they call a “jukebox musical,” combining the hits of The Go-Gos with a book written in blank verse by local playwright James Magruder, the program contained several Announcements. First was “A Note on Gender.” It began, “As the city’s queer theater company, […]

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When I’m Sixty-Four

Editor’s note: This column won first place (Division O) in the Local Column: Feature or Humor category of the Maryland, Delaware, and D.C. Press Association’s 2022 Contest. Read our other award-winning pieces here. A couple of weeks before my John-Lennon-never-celebrated-this birthday, my baby sister and I were out walking our dogs on Dewey Beach in the […]

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