Seven statewide ballot questions for Maryland this November promise to promise to give your reading comprehension skills a workout. They total over 700 words. And letโ€™s say theyโ€™re not terribly clear.

As the Washington Post points out, โ€œA question about approving a massive casino, for example โ€“ one likely to be built by MGM at National Harbor โ€” doesnโ€™t include the words โ€˜casino,โ€™ โ€˜MGMโ€™ or โ€˜National Harbor.’โ€

The Dream Act referendum is worded in such a way as to imply that the actโ€™s passage would affect all Maryland residents, and not just the undocumented.

The veto referendum on the recently redrawn (and heavily gerrymandered) congressional districts reads as if youโ€™re hardly approving anything โ€” in fact, it implies that to vote against it might be unconstitutional. Hereโ€™s the entire ballot measure: โ€œEstablishes the boundaries for the Stateโ€™s eight United States Congressional Districts based on recent census figures, as required by the United States Constitution.โ€ Whaaa? It sounds like all you are affirming is that the boundaries should be โ€œbased on recent census figures.โ€

Read the full text of the ballot questions here. Thenโ€ฆ I donโ€™t knowโ€ฆ invite some friends over to decipher them, or something. Let me know what you come up with.