Well, at least yesterday’s terrible weather gave us this winner of a drunk craigslist post.
Under “creative gigs,” one Baltimore craigslister placed a listing titled “DRIVER WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE NEEDED FOR EMERGENCY TACO BELL RUN (BALTIMORE).” It begins:
“Guys it’s snowing like a b—- outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my s—-y little hybrid d—–mobile can’t possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk a– up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games…”