No one in Baltimore wants to think about football these days. That’s okay; it doesn’t seem as though the Ravens do, either.
This week, ESPN featured a brief profile of kicker Justin Tucker’s many musical talents, including clips of him rapping, singing opera, and imitating Christopher Walken. Not mentioned? Tucker’s recent missed field goal. Or the team’s miserable record.
Tucker isn’t the only one who has other skills to fall back on. Maybe Joe Flacco should just quit for the season and spend the next few months playing a slightly-stiff guy in commercials. Terrell Suggs could be a professional photobomber. And the rest of the team could just rest up for next year.
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