My house got broken into the other day. We lost a laptop, desktop, a couple of Mac chargers and an amp. That was Saturday. Monday, we got broken into again, and they took another laptop, a bike, more chargers, our TV, a bunch of guitars โ basically everything of value. One of my housemates said he felt like a Who after the Grinch came, but minus the Christmas cheer. And, you know, if it happened twice. Anyway, getting broken into is no fun, and it happens a lot in Baltimore, so I thought Iโd share a few of the things Iโve learned about how to not get all your stuff jacked.
Fences are good, walls are not.
The first time whoever it was broke in, they came through an open door. That was a stupid mistake on our part, but afterwards we kept everything locked up. The second time, we got our dining-room window busted open. The thieves felt safe enough to do this, the security people explained, because weโve got an eight-foot brick wall around our back yard. Eight feet is as high as city regulation will allow, but still low enough that anyone over 5โ8โณ can pretty easily climb over. And once theyโre over a wall, theyโre hidden from view. So make sure your robbers-to-be donโt have any good spots to hide.
Window bars are awesome.
If your windows and doors are barred, youโve probably deterred 95 percent of people wanting to steal your things. We didnโt do this until after the second time we were broken into, but we havenโt had any trouble since then. (Though Iโm not sure if itโs the window bars or just that we donโt have anything left to steal.)
Location, Location, Location
Most parts of Baltimore are at some higher risk of break-in just by virtue of being in the city, but there are places and there are places. I live in a technically nice area โ Bolton Hill โ but Iโm in the last remnant of affluence/security before North Avenue devolves into abandoned homes and run-down bodegas. Our alley opens right onto it, and weโre sure our unwanted visitors came and left (pretty freely) through there.
Thatโs all Iโve got. Stay sort of classy, Baltimore!


Sorry to hear about your stuff but will take the sound advice from an (unfortunate) expert…