So, it’s the day before that certain holiday and you still don’t have a valentine. No coincidence that it’s also Friday the 13th, right? Well, think of it this way– tomorrow what all your coupled friends will actually be doing is spending way too much money on meals they can’t even relax and enjoy because another couple has that table reserved in fifteen minutes. They’ll be giving each other gifts that either disappoint or don’t disappoint only because they were explicitly requested, letter-to-Santa style. And all that champagne and those roses? Who needs ’em? Well– backtrack a little bit. We could, I suppose, use the champagne.