Settle in for this time-honored musical, about a boy, a girl, and their scheming fathers after an exclusive Mixolo members-only brunch in the theater’s Parlor room. If bottomless mimosas and Bloody Marys aren’t enough, a visit with special guests from the production should prep you for the show.
The average American woman today will get married by age 27, and 29 for the average American man. But that’s the national figure–in Baltimore (and other urban and/or liberal places), the typical marriage trajectory looks pretty different.
So, it’s the day before that certain holiday and you still don’t have a valentine. No coincidence that it’s also Friday the 13th, right? Well, think of it this way– tomorrow what all your coupled friends will actually be doing is spending way too much money on meals they can’t even relax and enjoy because another couple has that table reserved in fifteen minutes. They’ll be giving each other gifts that either disappoint or don’t disappoint only because they were explicitly requested, letter-to-Santa style. And all that champagne and those roses? Who needs ’em? Well– backtrack a little bit. We could, I suppose, use the champagne.
Not that we have any interest in starting up another Baltimore-DC feud. But… well, it’s interesting, isn’t it, that our nation’s capital was recently named the country’s most loveless city?